Posted by
flagwaver on Thursday, November 29, 2007 10:09:07 PM
Have You Seen This Man?
A search is underway for Richard B. (Dick) Cheney, whose whereabouts are a mystery. Mr. Cheney was last seen sometime before the ill fated, White House backed comprehensive immigration reform debacle. He has served as a member of the US Congress, Secretary of Defense, and most recently held the post of Vice President of the United States. He has served faithfully and loyally, and has been considered by his friends as a man of great principle. There has been talk of Mr. Cheney being missing due to a perceived disagreement with his employer over the wisdom of opening U.S. borders to anyone willing to sneak across them.
Anyone with information regarding Mr. Cheney’s whereabouts is urged to call 1-800-NO RINOS. There is a substantial cash reward.
Please help find Mr. Cheney before the President totally loses his way!